Welcome to my official Shoppify web-store!
All items are lovingly hand-crafted in my basement. Special Singapore International Shipping Rates Available via our campaign manager Hay Jay. Please inspect our holiday catalog below!
Lopsided Amigurumi "Horsey"
Terribly crocheted lopsided brown horse with stuffing poking out and mismatched button eyes. Stuffed with hypoallergenic polyester pillow stuffing.
$34.50
Custom Wall Hanging ("WELCOME TO SINAGPORE")
Crocheted doily wall hanging spelling WELCOME TO SINAGPORE HAY JAY in crooked stitched yarn letters with loose ends hanging out.
$45.00
Lumpen Neon "Froggy" Creature
Hideous lumpy crocheted frog-like creature made of neon green and beige yarn with one googly eye and one button eye sitting on a plastic lace placemat.
$29.99
Singapore Mer-Lion (Special International Edition)
My grandson told me Singapore has a fish lion so I made one from memory to honor our 12.12 business expansion! Half grey cat head, half floppy blue fish tail.
$64.50
The Original BIO-CHROMEâ„¢ Silver Yarn Toilet Roll Topper
Why is my store called Biochrome? Because I use genuine metallic silver acrylic yarn to keep your spare bathroom tissues dust-free and biological!
$18.99
'LIVE LAFF LOAF' Artisanal Potholder (Slightly Singed)
Ran out of room for the U and GH so it says LOAF which is even better for bread lovers! Corner caught fire on the stove Tuesday so I knocked 50 cents off.
$14.50
My Business Partner Hay Jay (Executive Commemorative Doll)
Hand-knitted likeness of my Chief Singapore Marketing Officer Hay Jay in his handsome business tie! Buying this item funds our $2,000 plane tickets to Changi Airport.
$1,999.99